It's Been A LongTime...

I shouldn't have left you.

I know... I've been delinquent over the past few months, but with good reason. I don't have to tell y'all how the economy affects us all in many different ways.

So I'm back...

And apparently you must've missed me (or something).

I've been reading a lot of news, forming a lot of opinions and for brevity's sake, lemme pull ya coat as to where my head is at right now (pause).

1.) The Big 3 Bailout: NAH! This is equal to putting a band aid on a bullet wound. Let them reorganize and get a solid working plan. I say this knowing that mass layoffs (but not all, this would not be a liquidation, but a reorganization) may create the need for a real RoboCop and ED209 on the streets of Detroit. Maybe they should manufacture those instead??

2.) Kanye West's "808's And Heartbreaks": I hate it. I've wasted alot of time in my life and realize that time is gone, but I really do want this hour of my life back.

3.) Barack Obama's Cabinet: So, where exactly is this change? Are these not the same people that worked for Bill Clinton that Hillary would have hired had she won?

4.) Sarah Palin: The key to any good performance is to know when to leave the stage. She is not aware of this. Someone please get Sandman Sims on the phone. We're going to need him as she embaks on her press junket for this huff ass book.

5.) President Bush Pardons John Forte: If you put me and the seven other people that bought his album "Poli Sci" in the same room for weeks, we would have never saw that coming and could never rationalize it. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but the Drugs he was caught with did originate in the state where the Pardoning President was Govenor when the offense took place. Not saying that it was GW's weight, but could John Forte be receiving this pardon for keeping his mouth shut? Stop Snitching indeed

6.) Hank Paulson: Idiot.

7.) Plaxico Burress: Bigger idiot. There are so many things that went wrong with Cheddar Plax that I don't know where to start. I will just say that 2K could have saved him a few mil. I know that math is not everyone's strong suit but 1 Mil signing bonus > 2K for security for the night.

8.) Joe Biden: Quickly discovered Dick Cheyney's undisclosed location. Really, what is THIS vide-president going to do.

9.) College Football: Needs a playoff. I understand that we'll never see it, especially since ESPN just belw a wad on rights for the next decade, but the BCS is really a joke.

Feel free to ask me any questions related to these or any other topics that come to mind and I'll answer them.

Straight from the bottom of the pot . . . ..

Comments

[That Yellow Chick Who's Ill With the Pen]

So, let's say that you were listening to the good Mr. West on the iPod while taking a massive dump. Would you still require that hour be returned to you? It was just a matter of time before those tight pants produced bad results.

I have family in Detroit whom I have never met. Until this shit is sorted out, it shall stay that way. They're about to make Mumbai look like Disneyland.

I'm sure Plaxico's team mates wanted to do a Mexican hat dance on his ball sack.

I'm pretty sure Biden is going to play the role of "Cool White Friend." "Hey Barry, wanna come over and listen to my Isley's compilation CD?"